The Noodle Compound V. 2.0
- Thread starter Gorny1
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Who knows? There might be a hiatus here and there, with kids beeing born this year and other stuff going on.
Yeah very quiet these days....What has happened to the forums, stumpy doesn't like.
How is everyone?
I am well
Who are you to say what I want or don't want to say when your about to sneeze?
So are you about to sneeze?
If so, make some NOISE!
So are you about to sneeze?
If so, make some NOISE!
I frighten my students when I sneeze. In fact I frighten them twice with it, as it often involves repeating, violent sneezing, and then me swearing and exclaiming it's been enough.
Be glad I'm not a teacher! There's not enough books involved in teaching these days.I'd laugh my ass off you you'd been my teacher.
Sneezing is a good subject. I read somewhere it's healthier to sneeze to the full. Even if it wasn't I would, my mother hated me doing that as she insisted you had to hold it in, which always made her sound like she was playing a bad case of Monopoly*)
But that would sound bitter, so whenever someone asks I say it's to compensate a lack of orgasms, as I also read somewhere that orgasms and sneezing are the only two activities that you do with your entire body. Not sure if it's true though.**)
*) Holding it in so badly it came out sounding as "hutje", which roughly translates as "small cabin", and you can only have so many of those in your house.
**) I prefer sneezing, obviously.
When I sneeze some part of my anatomy doesn't really do anything, compared to when I'm having an orgasm.
