Then you're doing it wrong. ;-) When I was an underweight teen (I was never a different teen but an underweight one) and I sneezed while sitting on a deskchair with wheels, the chair would move.
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But it really is the violent sneezes that are the best. I've scared a couple friends on Skype before, with a sudden and very brutal sneeze.
I sound like a javelin thrower when sneezing. It's excellent for making little children cry and spooking pets out of their naps.
I checked and it's not listed as one of her skills. A missed oppurtunity, that is.
The only time I do not enjoy sneezing out loud is when my friends' cats are asleep. They're so cute and lovely and fluffy and I hate upsetting them.
You'll hate it even more when they are sleeping cutely on you.
Sneezing violently then will incorporate claws for sure.
Sneezing violently then will incorporate claws for sure.
Well that's one of the reasons. But I always have a blanket over my tummy anyways - some people here can guess why this is - so it's not the claws that upset me.
Instead, last Friday visiting my friend with cats, I used my app with bird sounds. The blue tit was the favourite - the big cat nearly knocked me and my tablet over - as were the blackbird and the house sparrow. Owls they didn't care about, nor magpies.
My cat knows my sneeze - Everyone agrees it's the Family's loudest but that the Wives burps are louder.
I'm currently only sporting a 5 tiny scab dots in a 3 inch line on the forearm thats healing nicely thank you.
But that's not from him that's the puppy claws.
He gets a pissed off look and waits to see if it's a fit of them, and he needs you reject me with the ass to face walk away.
Tiger attacks happen right when you come home and he is playful.
Hobbes wants to play
But that's not from him that's the puppy claws.
He gets a pissed off look and waits to see if it's a fit of them, and he needs you reject me with the ass to face walk away.
Tiger attacks happen right when you come home and he is playful.
Hobbes wants to play
I think there has only been one time in my life where I sneezed once. On average, I sneeze five times in a row. IIRC, my record is 13 in a row. I hate sneezing while driving. When I was 13 or 14 YO, I was told that a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm and let me tell you.... After about 6 or 7 sneezes, I am usually having a pleasurable "Ahh!" or "Uhh!" moment.
One of the cats we own likes to go out for walks. I'll take Casey and the other dog, Taz, for a walk and she usually follows behind me. She's so sweet! ^_^
One of the cats we own likes to go out for walks. I'll take Casey and the other dog, Taz, for a walk and she usually follows behind me. She's so sweet! ^_^
I'm having a sneeking attack perhaps 5 times a week. It's usually 3-4 sneezes. It's no fun to have it when driving, but it's worst when having dinner, with a mouth full of food.
Whoever told that, he or she might never have had an orgasm... or perhaps you were meant to stay away from what might provide sexual pleasure and sniff pepper or so instead
For me, it's a totally different kind of pleasure.
