The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Who are you to say what I want or don't want to say when your about to sneeze?
So are you about to sneeze?
If so, make some NOISE!
 
I think the right question Bob is have you been able to not fart while sneezing? >_>
 
I'd laugh my ass off you you'd been my teacher. :D
Be glad I'm not a teacher! There's not enough books involved in teaching these days. ;)
Sneezing is a good subject. I read somewhere it's healthier to sneeze to the full. Even if it wasn't I would, my mother hated me doing that as she insisted you had to hold it in, which always made her sound like she was playing a bad case of Monopoly*)
But that would sound bitter, so whenever someone asks I say it's to compensate a lack of orgasms, as I also read somewhere that orgasms and sneezing are the only two activities that you do with your entire body. Not sure if it's true though.**)



*) Holding it in so badly it came out sounding as "hutje", which roughly translates as "small cabin", and you can only have so many of those in your house.
**) I prefer sneezing, obviously.
 
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