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I'm having a sneeking attack perhaps 5 times a week. It's usually 3-4 sneezes. It's no fun to have it when driving, but it's worst when having dinner, with a mouth full of food.

This typo is pretty awesome.

I've got the mental image of you getting attacked by a ninja with a mouth full of food. :p
 
I'm having a sneeking attack perhaps 5 times a week. It's usually 3-4 sneezes. It's no fun to have it when driving, but it's worst when having dinner, with a mouth full of food.



This typo is pretty awesome.

I've got the mental image of you getting attacked by a ninja with a mouth full of food. :p

I pictured him choking on a chunk of Wurst and it hitting kamap
:D

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Poll - Everyone Y or N or ?
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Have you rattled windows/doors with sneezes?
 
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Have you rattled windows/doors with sneezes?
No, but I produced an echo at the neighbour house.

This typo is pretty awesome.

I've got the mental image of you getting attacked by a ninja with a mouth full of food. :p
I needed quite some time to find the typo :)

Funnily, the k key isn't that close to z (although closer than for English keyboards... the German ones have the y and z positions reversed). Sometimes my fingers even turn the crystal-clear commands of my brain into a messy letter salad, so I'm asking myself what's wrong with the chain of command inbetween. What do you think: Surgery, electro therapy or amputation?
 
I needed quite some time to find the typo :)

Funnily, the k key isn't that close to z (although closer than for English keyboards... the German ones have the y and z positions reversed). Sometimes my fingers even turn the crystal-clear commands of my brain into a messy letter salad, so I'm asking myself what's wrong with the chain of command inbetween. What do you think: Surgery, electro therapy or amputation?
Took me a while as well :D and was looking at the wrong word.

Just live with dyslexic fingers and auto-correct, like me.
:D


P.S. it should be neighbour's (Not singular or plural but possessive ) in the part of your quote I skipped and inbetween is two words with a space, but who cares you're typing a remark in a forum and not in the one you moderate so meh.

If they can't criticize the contents meaning they are not worth the time IMHO.

PPS:
I have used German Keyboards with installing servers in germany.
:D
They are still working fine years later because I was careful with the code
but they have to hire me if a problem because the
;remarks;
are in my casual english
 
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P.S. it should be neighbour's (Not singular or plural but possessive ) in the part of your quote I skipped and inbetween is two words with a space, but who cares you're typing a remark in a forum and not in the one you moderate so meh.

Hmm, you are probably right. It's a matter of translating German compound nouns to English.

I have no problem with genitive s versus plural s, but from time to time, my a vs. e typos produce embarrassing then/than errors, even though I know exactly when to use which.
 
I am considering studying - which is something I've never done - and talked to a friend*) of mine, telling him that I have no idea what to do or what direction, but that I will look at my strengths and one of my biggest strengths is language. After all, my English is not bad at all for self-taught, and my Dutch is better than average.

Naturally, he felt differently, or at least tried to disagree out of habit. He said that if I were tested for my English, would I be able to make a case and argue on a subject? :rolleyes:


*) the one with the universal truth machine
 
I am considering studying - which is something I've never done - and talked to a friend*) of mine, telling him that I have no idea what to do or what direction, but that I will look at my strengths and one of my biggest strengths is language. After all, my English is not bad at all for self-taught, and my Dutch is better than average.

Naturally, he felt differently, or at least tried to disagree out of habit. He said that if I were tested for my English, would I be able to make a case and argue on a subject? :rolleyes:


*) the one with the universal truth machine
Your English is good atleast your written English is.
 
I am considering studying - which is something I've never done - and talked to a friend*) of mine, telling him that I have no idea what to do or what direction, but that I will look at my strengths and one of my biggest strengths is language. After all, my English is not bad at all for self-taught, and my Dutch is better than average.

Naturally, he felt differently, or at least tried to disagree out of habit. He said that if I were tested for my English, would I be able to make a case and argue on a subject? :rolleyes:


*) the one with the universal truth machine
Yes
 
I know, hence the eyerollingsmiley. I've been on forums for over 15 years now (yes, yes, I'm old, if Kestegs is a dinosaur I'm one an ancient fossil) so I've had my share of arguments and having to talk on subjects in English. Also my closest friend is Northern Irish and we talk about all kinds of subjects.
So I know. And this other friend should have known too considering he knows me pretty well, so to upset and annoy him I spoke English for the remainder of the evening.

That didn't work out. I forgot about his Universal Truth Machine so he insisted on picking on imaginary mistakes as he always knows things better.
 
Kestegs still beats you in the age department.
MetusalemStegs is probably the source of the Big Bang.
So everything that ever goes wrong is cause of Stegs, if he hadn't made the big bang, no one would have had any problems.
 
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