The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

MetusalemStegs means very very very old stegs.

Ariadne are you saying you where around before the big bang? Cause Kestegs was around before it and probably caused it.
 
I don't believe it!

So, because I will not forever have this job, I just did a test to see what other jobs I can do with my skills and strengths.

I'm absolutely hopeless aren't I.

Here's the top 10 of suggested jobs:

1. Translator
2. Music librarian (oddly specific and I've been one and was rubbish)
3. Restoring art artefacts
4. Court translator
5. Law translator
6. Librarian
7. Library assistent
8. Archivist
9. Garden designer - for ****'s sake, that's my sister studied!*)
10. Solicitor clerk

That's bloody useless!


*) unlike me, my sister was allowed to study, as my parents were willing to spend money on her. They were not willing to give her any confidence that she could do it though so while she has it better now as this is what diploma's do for you in this world, she had a miserable time then.
 
I've discovered that to train as an archivist, i.e. to be able to do the specific education for it, you must work in one too. I don't.

Kamap, Indiana Jones does not restore artifacts - in fact during his journey's he frequently destroys some less valuable artifacts. He just retrieves some valuable artifacts and given the time this takes him, most unefficiently too.

I don't think I have what it takes to become a translator - certainly not a literacy translator.
 
I AM A DADDY!

At 6:24 on the 12 of march 2015 I heard the first cry of my son Matthew, he is 48CM big and weighs 2408 grams.
4 minutes laters his twin brother Collin let himself be heard for the first time, Collin is 47CM big and weighs 2590 grams.
They where just a tad to small and weighed a little on the low side so they are lying in neonatal care in a hot bed, they are doing fine and will probably be joining us in our room somwhere this weekend.
Their mother is recovering nicely from her C-section, which was needed cause the babies didn't feel like comming the natural way and didn't move lower.

All the drinks and food in the bar is on me.

Also wish our resident cat (Kitteh) and smoking hot mama (Goldtru) congratulations, they are the bar's (/internet) godfather and godmother of the twins.

You'll all get pictures of the twins and the proud mom and dad later.

See you all later when I'm not celebrating and cuddling my wife and children and find some time to speak to this wonderfull bunch of weirdos that reside on this forum.
 
God damn I haven't checked this thread in a while, and come back to such a happy post! Congratulations to you and yours Kamap! :D

@Ariadne: I'm still not used to seeing that username. I kinda miss Vivi. I guess one of the reasons is because he was my favorite character in Final Fantasy 9. I always thought of him as quite the lovable little guy, which made the name fit perfectly for you. :)

I've no lurking more will make accustomed to the new name quite quickly. Your posts often make me chuckle, which is what matters in the end. Heck most of the silly conversations in this thread brings a smile to my face! :D

/free hugs for everyone
 
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