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The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Re: The Noodle Compound

Noodle said:
You ever see one of the Gutenberg Bibles in person? That's the kind of book you drop from high altitude to devastate cities.

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I have not seen it as it is not part of our library collection, and in my reasoning I only used books available in our library.

It has to be said we do not have an encyclopedia which is a pity, as it means we cannot bombard people with knowledge.

Although some will say it's just bombarding people with books.
 
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If you have a slight knowledge of IT, then you could always write:
That you could help to find the flaws in their system where hackers could penetrate the system and that such penetration is bad for the company. If they think about it, they wouldn't want to be having such penetration issues.
They should picture themselves a a crappy network with all kinds of holes that hackers can penetrate easily, they woudln't want to be penetrated on a daily basis now would they.

Go on about soap and prison showers, faulty networks and work the word penetration and penetrate in their for good measure.

Then end the letter with: Now imagine that all those hackers are black men and you know what they say about black men and penetrations.

That should make them think about hiring you to plug all the holes in their network. Especially if they are men.
If they are women, well their is another saying about black men. So maybe portray yourself as a black man and cover both bases at once. :)
 
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Something like this?

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I'm still wondering if its anatomically correct, cause if so the person posing for this statue was no black man.
More like a chinese if you believe the average lenght numbers the net spews out.
 
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I just read the 3 last pages (I'm on 20 post per page) aloud to my wife she now has a stomach ache from laughing.
We are a bunch of hilarious people, yes, yesz we are.
 
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Master of wit. Such gems as:
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

So your comment fits quite well in there also.

*smile and hug

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