The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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which letter? If you mean my letter of notice, I handed that in like 2 weeks ago.

Imagine if that was a chain letter of resignation.
Two days later, the whole of Australialand is out of a job, two months later the entire world, then a year later, kegs. What fun!
 
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I'm confused as to how this is supposed to insult me. Is it a fat joke?

I think it either means you are slow, or you are not part of this world.
 
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It's illegal to aim a laser pointer at a plane, because then a cat might attack the plane.
 
Everyone in this thread has clearly been out in the sun too long. Go and take a nap.

I am busy being Mean Mommy. I took away the wii for a wiik. Miin of mii.
 
You are a vampire!! Do you sparkle and make teenage girls act like ninnies? Or are you the old school kind with the peaked collar and the bad accent? :)
 
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New Southpark tonight Leo o_O

I know! I saw! Very funny! Good to see you posting around here. I miss you and Mikachu. *huggles*

Noodle: "Hello, I'm just following up on the resume I sent in a couple weeks ago. Would it be possible to schedule an interview? I'm quite interested in the position."

Corporate shill: "Um . . . . I'm sorry sir, that won't be possible."

Noodle: "May I inquire why?"

Corporate shill: "Sir, you used the word "penetration" seventeen times in your cover letter . . ."

I think you needed one more penetration not only for luck but for legality reasons. 17 is too young.

Ew no. I'll go out when it's dark.

that's pretty sad when how I feel is coming from a Canadian. Is hot over there too?

Pretty sure I know which kind he is.

:rolf:
 
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I think you needed one more penetration not only for luck but for legality reasons. 17 is too young.

How did I miss this noodle quote???
 
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