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The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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Noodle: "Hello, I'm just following up on the resume I sent in a couple weeks ago. Would it be possible to schedule an interview? I'm quite interested in the position."

Corporate shill: "Um . . . . I'm sorry sir, that won't be possible."

Noodle: "May I inquire why?"

Corporate shill: "Sir, you used the word "penetration" seventeen times in your cover letter . . ."
 
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Vivi said:
As I said, it didn't go down well.

The more religious people on this board argued you can't battle by throwing books.
I thought this was quite a reasonable way to settle arguments.
And then my bosses argued you can't throw books.
With which they have a point, even when I'm not without talent when it comes to repairing books I know it must be avoided.

Which made me realise that this is why we have Holy Wars - because you're not allowed to throw books at each other because otherwise you have to repair them, with which they miss a great point: if all religious leaders were busy mending their Holy Books, there'd be no room for arguing.
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You ever see one of the Gutenberg Bibles in person? That's the kind of book you drop from high altitude to devastate cities.

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Noodle said:
Noodle: "Hello, I'm just following up on the resume I sent in a couple weeks ago. Would it be possible to schedule an interview? I'm quite interested in the position."

Corporate shill: "Um . . . . I'm sorry sir, that won't be possible."

Noodle: "May I inquire why?"

Corporate shill: "Sir, you used the word "penetration" seventeen times in your cover letter . . ."
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You obviously didn't want to work there anyway.
 
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Vivi said:
That does remind me what I wrote on this forum before, regarding a religious dispute - which would win "the war" - the Bible or the Koran. I argued that this was all a matter of how well your aim is, as far as my library is concerned.
Due to the nature of our college, we have 13 Bibles and 3 Korans. The Korans are heavier than the Bible but there's only 3 of 'm. So if you have a good aim, you do a lot of damage in one throw. If you however have a poor aim, you have more shots with throwing the Bible, as there's 13 of 'm.

I don't think this went down well. It rarely does.
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kestegs said:
Lol. All of it, just lol.
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.... can't stop laughing :D good stuff!
 
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Hey Cracked, I'll accept your non-existent offer of employment, retroactive to a year ago - I'm going on vacation!


(Thanks for the kind words, Tru!)
 
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Well I'm hoping Vivi isn't really on fire, she will only be warm for the rest of her life.

The gutenberg bible is the atomic bomb of bibles, drop it like its hot?

Eumh what?
 
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Dear Noodle
How do I remove bone-marrow stains from my favourite gardening gloves?

Also, I attempted to bring down a brown bear with my sputum, recently. Should I use a spetum instead?

Yours fractally,

Angered and Embittered, of Barrow-in-Furness
 
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Vivi said:
In a badly written paper I once found, a student wrote something about a standing ovulation. I was worried, but not as much as the person who wrote that she was reading the Harry Potter novels chronically.
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That was awesome :p

Noodle said:
Not if that's their policy on penetration.
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I agree, I am in the process of writing cover letters. I think I need to work the word penetration into it somehow.
 
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When you write penetration, you must use the pencil (it's harder with a crayon) to put a hole through the p, the a and the o, for added emphysema.

I have wrecked a few laptop TFT screens in my time, but a principle is a principal :nod:
 
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