The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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I'm sorry, I am who I am, and I measure my books by weight. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
 
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I listened to a femtometre of Miley Cyrus just now ... I next plan to lobotomise myself using a Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig.
 
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But whyyyyy

Edit: The bug with latest poster still exist:(
 
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Really glad to hear about school, Leo!

*big tight hugs* Thank you, Noodle!!

Message on my TV screen - "Based on your previous viewing history, Netflix suggests you spend a little time quietly thinking about the way your parents raised you."


What the heck, Netflix?

Lol!

I listened to a femtometre of Miley Cyrus just now ... I next plan to lobotomise myself using a Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig.

Here. This will make it better:

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I couldn't click on it. I just couldn't. I ... I ... I lost my nerve OK? I was SCARED TO. STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.
 
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Just like this lozy?
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Yes. I was a chicken on wheels.

:nod:

Never in my life did I imagine I'd be making such a confession.
 
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At least it wasn't by volume... then he'd just be weird.


That does remind me what I wrote on this forum before, regarding a religious dispute - which would win "the war" - the Bible or the Koran. I argued that this was all a matter of how well your aim is, as far as my library is concerned.
Due to the nature of our college, we have 13 Bibles and 3 Korans. The Korans are heavier than the Bible but there's only 3 of 'm. So if you have a good aim, you do a lot of damage in one throw. If you however have a poor aim, you have more shots with throwing the Bible, as there's 13 of 'm.

I don't think this went down well. It rarely does.
 
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I would give you a standing ovation, if you would argue with me and use that.
I'd also declare you the winner.
 
That does remind me what I wrote on this forum before, regarding a religious dispute - which would win "the war" - the Bible or the Koran. I argued that this was all a matter of how well your aim is, as far as my library is concerned. Due to the nature of our college, we have 13 Bibles and 3 Korans. The Korans are heavier than the Bible but there's only 3 of 'm. So if you have a good aim, you do a lot of damage in one throw. If you however have a poor aim, you have more shots with throwing the Bible, as there's 13 of 'm. I don't think this went down well. It rarely does.

Omg this is hilarious.
 
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As I said, it didn't go down well.

The more religious people on this board argued you can't battle by throwing books.
I thought this was quite a reasonable way to settle arguments.
And then my bosses argued you can't throw books.
With which they have a point, even when I'm not without talent when it comes to repairing books I know it must be avoided.

Which made me realise that this is why we have Holy Wars - because you're not allowed to throw books at each other because otherwise you have to repair them, with which they miss a great point: if all religious leaders were busy mending their Holy Books, there'd be no room for arguing.
 
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