OK, It'll probably surprise a lot of you, but I've actually never owned a gun store, or a bunch of other things that aren't relevant. Quit trying to change the topic. (I HAVE owned some interesting things, but that's a different post after the statute of limitations expires.)
Some of you may similarly never have owned a gun shop, but I'll throw this hypothetical question out to the community: If you were a counter person at a gun store, which would be the creepiest purchase request:
A: "All, I mean ALL the (insert ammo name here) you have. How soon can you get more?"
B: "Just the one bullet, please."
C: "Just the one . . . you know what, make it two."
I think about this stuff all the time.
Tomorrow I'll bore you all with my idea to mount motorcycle-style sidecars to fighter jets, the copilot just terrified and holding on for his life as the plane pushes Mach 2 at 40,000 feet. Makes me so happy.
Love you all.