The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[Jcakes1]

I swear I am not making this up.

Was walking to my train. Second floor inside the train station area is a homeless dude with a shopping cart. In the cart is a large speaker he has it plugged in and it's playing music. Standing in front of the shopping cart is a half dressed mannequin wearing a jacket.

Dude is just standing there as people walk by. Then he goes up to the mannequin and whispers in its eat and starts makiing out with it....

Don't do drugs kids

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Did you know that it's legal to bury a body in your backyard in most states? Not in the state that Noodle is in of course...but I'm sure there's no correlation.

Correlation? Possibly.

Causation? Nothing you can prove in Court.

 

[Kiba]

Don't do drugs kids

Agreed. However, maybe it was some sort of new trending protest for twitter. #mannequintoo

 

[kamap1]

Depends on the drugs and the frequency. I do drugs at least once a month, alcohol is a legalised drug, sometimes more. I had some drugs yesterday, a good 35° oude jenever.
Plus love is like a drug and I have a whole lot of that to spread around and I receive lots of it as well.

 

[zarniwoop]

Depends on the drugs and the frequency. I do drugs at least once a month, alcohol is a legalised drug, sometimes more. I had some drugs yesterday, a good 35° oude jenever.
Plus love is like a drug and I have a whole lot of that to spread around and I receive lots of it as well.

Please don’t spread your love. It’s impossible to clean the knife afterward

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Use a bullet. No cleaning needed

 

[Noodle]

I've never done a drugs kid, and I don't plan to start now.

 

[Kiba]

I've never done a drugs kid, and I don't plan to start now.

Well if you ever want to give it a try... I am sorta like a drug! I'm quite intoxicating and wholesome at the same time. 100% safe and organic too! PMs open.... ;3

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Be careful using noodles ... noodle.

People are never quite the same after

 

[Noodle]

There's a big Easter egg hunt at the park down the street in the morning. Obviously I'm going there late tonight to hide plastic eggs filled with the fingers and toes of the last year's victims. Call me a sentimentalist, I'm into tradition.

 

[Noodle]

Nothing more magical than the look on a small child's face when they find their first severed, decomposing toe. Pretty sure this is how Walt Disney got his start.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

You should hide eggs filled with with notes on a scavenger hunt that leads nowhere

 

[Noodle]

Or into a trap. I like the way you think.

 

[Kiba]

Or into a trap. I like the way you think.

Wait, are you implying The Silver Shroud actually thought of that on his own?! The audacity...

 

[The Silver Shroud]

I kill furries for a living you know.

 

[Noodle]

The sad thing about Easter is that so many people have forgotten that Jesus fought that giant rabbit, or why.

 

[Kiba]

It's too late for all of you, we have already infiltrated every facet of society. I'm taking applications for reliable human pets to do my bidding when we furries take over.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

It's too late for all of you, we have already infiltrated every facet of society. I'm taking applications for reliable human pets to do my bidding when we furries take over.

"When" = "never"

 

[Noodle]

<Distributing electric shavers to the populace>

Heh.

 

[Kestegs]

Can I use wax instead?