The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[The Silver Shroud]

@The Silver Shroud: Stop resisting the urge. Tell us the crude joke.

Something about old furrballs in Kiba's mouth.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

This nonsense of kegs' age is getting old.

Pre-historically old. Aeons old. Maybe pre-dating the current Universe old.

Damn. That kegs is old.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

This nonsense of kegs' age is getting old.

Pre-historically old. Aeons old. Maybe pre-dating the current Universe old.

Damn. That kegs is old.

Kegs pre dates the big bang.

 

[Kiba]

Must...resist crude joke

Do it do it do it do it. Come one you bag of human flesh, i know you will crack eventually.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Do it do it do it do it. Come one you bag of human flesh, i know you will crack eventually.

*tars and feathers kiba*

 

[Kiba]

*tars and feathers kiba*

Resorting to old outdated tricks now huh? ~w~
/bash
I knew you were as bad as you smell. *ptttfffff

 

[Noodle]

My son has reached the age where he's curious about the human body.

I think I'm going to have to drag it out of the crawl space and bury it behind the shed.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Resorting to old outdated tricks now huh? ~w~
/bash
I knew you were as bad as you smell. *ptttfffff

....and this from a wolf who doesn't shower and wipes his butt in the grass

 

[The Silver Shroud]

My son has reached the age where he's curious about the human body.

I think I'm going to have to drag it out of the crawl space and bury it behind the shed.

Don't you already have a body buried there? I think that's where we disposed of Mr. Ewak.

 

[Kiba]

My son has reached the age where he's curious about the human body.

I think I'm going to have to drag it out of the crawl space and bury it behind the shed.

Am scared now. ~w~

....and this from a wolf who doesn't shower and wipes his butt in the grass

Nope, you must be mistaking me for one of the other old timer druids! Those guys are a few mana potions short of a full bar if you catch my drift... unlike me.

 

[Noodle]

Don't you already have a body buried there? I think that's where we disposed of Mr. Ewak.

Damnit.

 

[kamap1]

@Noodle: Turn the old body 90 degrees so its buried lenghtwise behind the shed and you'll have plenty of room behind the shed for a few more bodies.
I didn't think I had anything to teach you about your trade but I guess I was wrong.

 

[Kestegs]

Did you know that it's legal to bury a body in your backyard in most states? Not in the state that Noodle is in of course...but I'm sure there's no correlation.

 

[zarniwoop]

No jury would convict me you deranged animals

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Noodle just eats his victims. All the evidence then goes down the toilet..

 

[kamap1]

I'm pretty sure Noodle uses rugs a whole freaking lot.

 

[krischan]

Did you know that it's legal to bury a body in your backyard in most states?

As long as it's already dead when being buried, I guess. A valid death certificate is certainly useful as well.

Apart from performing marriages, mods are authorized to declare people dead as well. So who do you wish dead?

 

[The Silver Shroud]

As long as it's already dead when being buried, I guess. A valid death certificate is certainly useful as well.

Apart from performing marriages, mods are authorized to declare people dead as well. So who do you wish dead?

What undead and not quite dead after All? Or returned dead? Or re dead? Or dead in the water?

 

[krischan]

This confuses me as well. Once you have killed an undead, it's extremely dead.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

I swear I am not making this up.

Was walking to my train. Second floor inside the train station area is a homeless dude with a shopping cart. In the cart is a large speaker he has it plugged in and it's playing music. Standing in front of the shopping cart is a half dressed mannequin wearing a jacket.

Dude is just standing there as people walk by. Then he goes up to the mannequin and whispers in its eat and starts makiing out with it....