The Noodle Compound V. 2.0
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Body counts can be pretty tedious sometimes.
"So we have four heads here, four torsos, eight legs, eight hands, that was a hard piece of work... oh no, there's another hand! Now what? Hmm... OK, let's bury it before the others notice!"
"So we have four heads here, four torsos, eight legs, eight hands, that was a hard piece of work... oh no, there's another hand! Now what? Hmm... OK, let's bury it before the others notice!"
There's nothing like the feeling when you're dragging a body into the forest to bury it in a shallow grave, and you see a fellow murderer dragging a different body in, and you just nod at each other and move on. It's called professionalism, people.
New Englanders are best at this because at such times, they say to each other, "Ayup". Nothing quite like it.
I've got chills.
Got to mix it up, my friend. Turns out there are people who try to check these things out.
Might it also be that you're starting to dig up old rugs because there isn't enough space left to bury more rugs?
Even better, when you leave a dead body in public and no one knows who did it or anything about it.
You folk are shameless exhibitionists and I doubt you have all achieved double-figures *between* you.
Amateurs.
Amateurs.
Knife?
He who kills with a knife... has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.
I kill with the Black Hole where my heart should be.
You must* excuse me ... I am dealing with catastrophically stupid people on another forum right now ...
*must, because otherwise ... have you any idea what the tidal forces of a black hole can do to the human body?
When I die, I want my wife to distribute my body around Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated.
Or, just buried at a dog park, be a happy surprise for some lucky dog.
Or, just buried at a dog park, be a happy surprise for some lucky dog.
EXCUSE ME but I am VERY FAR from an exhibitionist!!! You should ask my other lover.
I am, however, quite the voyeur. You'll never know I'm there, lurking in the dark corner, observing you, watching you, gazing lovingly at you. Aw, Casey would have so much fun! She loves finding random bones on the ground and then I have to wrestle them out of her mouth. But, for you, Noodle-Boy, I would let her chew on you happily.
Then it must be your eyes then that I feel staring at my bum from time to time, but then I look around and see no one there.
Woo woo!! Happy birthday, Noodle!!!!!!!
Now, where's a Necromancer when you need one? We need some dead strippers and rugs for this celebration.
Happy birthday, Noodle! <3 <3 <3 /kisses
Now, where's a Necromancer when you need one? We need some dead strippers and rugs for this celebration.
Happy birthday, Noodle! <3 <3 <3 /kisses
