The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[Pyrotechnician]

And now forever more, the very first page the noodle compound will be about strip teases, nudes, and fetishes. This is the epitome of the internet right here folks.

Edit: Oh, and don't forget robocop. Can't forget about robocop.

 

[Gorny]

In more serious news, I was doing some yard work yesterday using a hedge trimmer on some weeds in my back yard. Hedge trimmed my finger, the trimmer cut right through my glove, and deep into my finger. There's still a trail of blood drops here and there. As such, my key boarding is a bit off.

Lucky I was wearing gloves though, or it would have linkely cut tot he bone/fingernail area, or I would have lost part of my finger and had to change my name to stumpy.

 

[superdave]

I just read about "Forest Stump" today. Ick warning....the article shows graphic pics of his injury.

Scots tree surgeon calls himself Forest Stump after losing leg in machine horror

A TREE surgeon who lost his leg in a horror stump grinder accident won’t let being an amputee “slow me down or stop me”. Inspiring Stephen Milloy, who nicknamed himself Forest Stu…

www.thescottishsun.co.uk

 

[Gorny]

Oh hey, check this: https://www.diabloii.net/forums/threads/the-cult-of-noodle-arises-on-04-01-2019.966356/

@Noodle
@Leopold Stotch
@krischan
@superdave

 

[superdave]

Big Fail for not using the version that "slowly eats your soul".

 

[Gorny]

Does that mean you have no soul?

 

[superdave]

Sold it when I was kid for half a popsicle.

 

[Gorny]

Whoever bought it got robbed.

 

[Noodle]

Well, I mean, what flavor popsicle? Let's not leap to conclusions here.

 

[superdave]

Root beer. I ripped off the devil.

 

[Noodle]

Yeah, you won that round.

 

[Gorny]

Not if it was imitation root beer.

The devil always claims his victims in the end.

 

[Noodle]

He just likes to dance in the pale moonlight.

 

[Pyrotechnician]

Everyone knows that the devil went down to Georgia, but did you know that the devil came back to Georgia?

 

[Leopold Stotch]

The devil also wears a blue dress.

 

[Gorny]

The devil also wears a blue dress.

I said that about a girl that worked in my office years ago. She was indeed wearing a blue dress.

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Can I just say that the video I originally linked was from a channel called "Proud White" and I wasn't paying attention. I saw no KKK shit but the name just made me so uncomfortable so I changed the video strictly for the user. Next time I'll pay more attention lol.

Gorny, it's good to see you, man.

 

[superdave]

Can I just say that the video I originally linked was from a channel called "Proud White" and I wasn't paying attention. I saw no KKK shit but the name just made me so uncomfortable so I changed the video strictly for the user. Next time I'll pay more attention lol.

That channel is mostly Christmas tunes. He has Bing Crosby's Silver Bells but not I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas; white supremacists go to holiday tune. Fail.

You should spam this link to 10 different forums just to make up for the faux pas....

 

[Gorny]

I just realized that I totally predicted the whole Bad Ash vs. Noodle angle in mafia back in 2011:

Re: All hail Kijya, Noodle and Bad Ash!

You know...Noodle vs. Bad Ash would be one hell of a mod mudfight...

Link: https://diabloii.net/forums/threads/all-hail-kijya-noodle-and-bad-ash.794594/post-7828878

 

[Noodle]

Some old names in there I miss.