The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Vote: LozHinge the Unhinged

I wash myself everyday and from time to time my wife even helps washing me while I'm washing her.
I'm probably cleaner then you.

He's Unhinged though, neuf said.
 
Vote: LozHinge the Unhinged

I wash myself everyday and from time to time my wife even helps washing me while I'm washing her.
I'm probably cleaner then you.

He's Unhinged though, neuf said.

Non-emboldened vote.

Appeal to moderator (wife).

Appeal to hygiene.

Definitely mafia scum. Come on Town, this is a slam dunk!
 
I'm not gonna tell.
Else next time you'll know what to avoid.
Good that its finally cleared up that you might be a cannibal but that I'm not.
 
To be completely sure, we should apply the standard forum procedure, the witch test. We put both of you into a cage, with no food. Then we wait. Sooner or later, the cannibal will kill the other and reveal himself while the victim's innocent soul will go to heaven.
 
To be completely sure, we should apply the standard forum procedure, the witch test. We put both of you into a cage, with no food. Then we wait. Sooner or later, the cannibal will kill the other and reveal himself while the victim's innocent soul will go to heaven.

That's actually a really great riff on the witch-dunking approach to establishing innocence.

Kudos. I do hope kamap has changed his mind about eating you, kris.
 
And yet, no one has actually seen Noodle, in person, in many years.

My theory - a cannibal got him.

I have seen him...sort of actually.

Noodle was out my way some years ago and he sent me a pic of him canoeing on the river, with his back turned. However, I am one of the few that has actually seen his face and survived to tell the tale.
 
Noodle confirmed Shroud's story ... yep, that's pay-dirt right there.
I smell a rat and when I say rat, I mean a giant Stephen King rat with all that that entails.
 
Noodle and I roasted some fresh meat over a bonfire we made a few years back.

I still don't know what was in that home brew he made but the hangover we both had......
 
The fresh meat was from that gaint stephen king rat, Loz is talking about.

I'm not into eating men so you all don't have to worry and the woman I do eat always lives to ask for a repeat performance.
Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge, you know what I mean.
 
Why do I have a weird taste in my mouth now?
 
You mean there's a reason why the weird taste was in my mouth?

I think it was because I didn't have much of a breakfast this morning.
 
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