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I got my free ride in a police car when I had a car accident half a year ago (didn't pay attention, crashed into a car at 30km/h, no injuries, 10000€ damage on my car, insurance paid everything). My eyes were a bit red from the dust of the airbags, so after the usual alcohol test, the police wanted to test me for other drugs as well. I couldn't pee, so they took me to the police office where they have a spittle drug tester (or whatever it's called in English), not before searching me for hidden knives etc. I felt like going into prison. Of course, they detected no drugs.

It was still a good thing because the police station was next to the train station, so I didn't have to bother about how to get to work. Also, having a proof that I wasn't drugged was probably useful for not not getting involved in a lawsuit (which didn't happen) and when the insurance resolved the issue.
 
Yeah, Kris is no dummy, he knows all the right drugs!

Sorry about the video card, muggs! I just bought a new one a couple weeks ago, since mine wasn't able to run overwatch. I had been planning to do it for a while though, so it was expected.
 
Tell me more about these drugs. I was addicted to Jet but the doc got me all cleared up for only 50 caps. Good deal if you ask me.

Kestes are you in overwatch beta??
 
Yeah kestegs is in overwatch beta and everyone is super jelly
 
Yeah, sorry, don't be mad at me! I didn't think it was really my kind of game, but I've been really enjoying it!

Fwiw I wish you guys were in it too so that we could all play!
 
Yeah, sorry, don't be mad at me! I didn't think it was really my kind of game, but I've been really enjoying it!

Fwiw I wish you guys were in it too so that we could all play!
Hopefully soon. It's ok I have enough games to play atm
 
I got arrested, fingerprinted, shoelaces and belt removed, mattress removed from the cell, handcuffed, searched and generally humiliated because my dad forgot to update the registration on his car.

The rest of my arrests were entirely my fault.
 
Kris, glad you're okay, dude!

I got arrested, fingerprinted, shoelaces and belt removed, mattress removed from the cell, handcuffed, searched and generally humiliated because my dad forgot to update the registration on his car.

The rest of my arrests were entirely my fault.

True... story... bro?
 
I think he's lying. More probably, his dad was arrested, handcuffed etc. because of something which Zarniwoop did.

I'm not sure if airbag dust counts as a drug. If yes, I got away with it.
 
Swear to god it happened.

Alma, MI police are serious about plate registration after they've given your father a warning.
 
Got word back from my doc about the blood samples. Apparently I have vitamin B deficiency. Not surprising, given how little variaty I have in my diet. :p
 
Got word back from my doc about the blood samples. Apparently I have vitamin B deficiency. Not surprising, given how little variaty I have in my diet. :p

Only drinking the blood of 38 year-old stockbrokers is a little too selective.

You should choose other food groups, such as cheerleaders, firemen, racing car drivers and maybe the odd farmyard animal.
Perk you up in no time at all!
 
Swear to god it happened.

Alma, MI police are serious about plate registration after they've given your father a warning.

An arrest certainly needs more of a justification than a car plate which has run out, so did that policeman get away with that? Which means can you take in order to raise a complaint and which consequences could it have for him? Or are there a few details about the incident which you didn't tell so far? :)
 
Only drinking the blood of 38 year-old stockbrokers is a little too selective.

You should choose other food groups, such as cheerleaders, firemen, racing car drivers and maybe the odd farmyard animal.
Perk you up in no time at all!

That's exactly what my doc said as well. I guess I'll have to expand a little bit then, but I can't being a bit selective. Always have been. It used to infuriate my parents as well. I think I've actually become even more picky since I moved out several years ago. o_O
 
An arrest certainly needs more of a justification than a car plate which has run out, so did that policeman get away with that? Which means can you take in order to raise a complaint and which consequences could it have for him? Or are there a few details about the incident which you didn't tell so far? :)

It happened 20+ years ago. It was 3 in the morning. They were just bored small-town cops. I was 19 years old. I'm sure I looked guilty of something, but it honestly was just what I said. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!
 
No one expects the spanish inquisition!

I hope they didn't put you in the comfy chair and brought out the soft cushions.


Will take a while before I can do soe serious gaming again, have to finish rebuilding our home and buy a new PC.
 
I came from a small country town with cops who had nothing better to do other than stop you for the smallest stuff. When the cops weren't doing that or patroling the high school, they'd be taking down some drug house.

It's official! Put me in the same club as Oldstegs. I found my first "grey" hair. It's not even grey! It's ghost white! I'm a little surprised because I've been toying with the idea of dying my hair white, but just the ends or underside with streaks. Now that I'm beginning to produce my own white, Idk how to feel. I'm not freaking out but I'm really surprised. Wasn't expecting this for at least another ten years or so!

DJ, I think I'm gonna need some wine.... or a good DP. And by DP I mean Dr Pepper.
 
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