Belgium is a really, really, really lovely place
I like the Belgian country side, I like the Belgian race
The fact that I’m not Belgian is a personal disgrace
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the best!
John: Er, how’s that?
Ed: They want to know if you’re being sarcastic.
John: No, no. I’m not, honestly. I’m not. I genuinely really like the place, I-I-
I really cannot tell you what a Belgium fan I am
I would sooner be in Brussels than Berlin or Amsterdam
I like my chips with mayonnaise, I love Jean-Claude Van Damme
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the best!
Belgium is quite honestly the greatest land on earth
We regard all time as wasted that’s not spent on Belgian turf
We will celebrate the Belgians now for all that we are worth
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the best!
Any chance to visit Belgium I regard as heaven sent
Whether Flanders or Wallonia, I am equally content
From the Rubenshuis in Antwerp to the Gravensteen in Ghent
Oh, Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the best!
Every inch of Belgium’s as bewitching as can be
From Ardennes* in the south, right up to to Ostend on the sea
Okay, they messed up Africa, but God knows so did we
Oh, Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the best!
Belgium could beat anyone in any kind of fight
The armies of the globe would quail before the Belgian might
The Belgians soon will rule the world and that is only right
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the best!
Behold the Belgian banners and beware the Belgian hordes
They are coming to subdue us with their massive Belgian swords
We must all bow down before them, our new Belgian overlords
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium rules the world!
I must admit I didn’t know until I heard this song
That Belgium was so war-like or their armies were so strong
And so much power in Belgian hands is surely very wrong
Belgium, Belgium, Belgium must be STOPPED!
Belgium, be afraid, for we are coming for you soon!
Your reign of fear and blood must end this very afternoon!
We’re determined to destroy you, be you Fleming or Walloon!
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the worst!
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Belgium, be afraid, for we are coming for you soon!
Your reign of fear and blood must end this very afternoon!
We’re determined to destroy you, be you Fleming or Walloon!
For Belgium, Belgium, Belgium is the worst!