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The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

I am surrounded by hot, young, muscular men who can probably pick me up and **** me senseless but I can't say one. word. to them. Not even a "Hi!" or "Hello!" ! >< I am getting better though. Kinda. I'm starting to smile at those I meet eye contact with. Like this one hot beefcake who.... Mmmm.... gorgeous. And he left the lobby to go to class or whatever. Idk. But I smiled!!!! And he smiled back!! Yay for looking cute and pleasant today! :alright:

The days go by and I am starting to reevaluate myself. Thanks to Zokar, I am wondering if I am becoming more and more introverted or if this isolation is due to being a new, unfamiliar environment and I am clueless as to how to go about things. Then I have to kindly remind myself that I am here for an education and to earn my bachelor's degree, not to whore myself around campus. But there's nothing wrong with getting to know the pretty boys at the same time. I'm not THAT crazy. Or am I and I just don't realize it yet?

/thoughts of a lonely college junior in between classes
 
Leopold Stotch said:
I am surrounded by hot, young, muscular men who can probably pick me up and **** me senseless but I can't say one. word. to them. Not even a "Hi!" or "Hello!" ! >< I am getting better though. Kinda. I'm starting to smile at those I meet eye contact with. Like this one hot beefcake who.... Mmmm.... gorgeous. And he left the lobby to go to class or whatever. Idk. But I smiled!!!! And he smiled back!! Yay for looking cute and pleasant today! :alright:

The days go by and I am starting to reevaluate myself. Thanks to Zokar, I am wondering if I am becoming more and more introverted or if this isolation is due to being a new, unfamiliar environment and I am clueless as to how to go about things. Then I have to kindly remind myself that I am here for an education and to earn my bachelor's degree, not to whore myself around campus. But there's nothing wrong with getting to know the pretty boys at the same time. I'm not THAT crazy. Or am I and I just don't realize it yet?

/thoughts of a lonely college junior in between classes
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Usually works just to focus on the matter at hand, in this case the bachelor's degree. The nice guys will like a girl who's smart and serious about her study, rather than just being there to look at the guys.
 
Technically more like burying, but there is digging involved.

Edit: I guess if you really want to parse words, by "clown costumes" I mean "rugs."

Edit2: And by "guys" I mean "me."
 
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Noodle said:
Technically more like burying, but there is digging involved.

Edit: I guess if you really want to parse words, by "clown costumes" I mean "rugs."

Edit2: And by "guys" I mean "me."
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"Me bury chicks in rugs."

I told you guys Noodle was caveman! Did cavemen call women chicks back then? Or did they just bash them over the head with a club and grunt? :deep thoughts:

p.s. that is highly disturbing haha
 
Re: women being sluts...I never understood that unless they were, ya know, like real whores who accepted money for sex. Are women just that catty? I never understood that, because it's stupid. *weird thoughts by Bad Ash*.
 
Bad Ash said:
"Me bury chicks in rugs."

I told you guys Noodle was caveman! Did cavemen call women chicks back then? Or did they just bash them over the head with a club and grunt? :deep thoughts:

p.s. that is highly disturbing haha
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Me wanna be Badger or Skinny Pete. That's all me has to say.
 
As far as I'm concerned Secret is a deodorant strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
 
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