[Game Thread] HBO Rome Mafia Game

[Babyhell]

Things will not calm down Leopold Stotch, they will in fact, CALM UP!

YOU calm up!!!

Winter does not last forever. Spring comes. Snows melt.

 

[Gorny]

So we must all vote but not to eliminate.

I pose a question to all of you fine...Romans:

Why should I (I being Batman) vote for you?

Now I know you will ask of me, why should YOU vote for ME?

I tell you this: When in Rome, do like the Romans do!

@Zhao_Yue Wasn't that Travian? Romans Gauls and Teutons?

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Winter does not last forever. Spring comes. Snows melt.

Where's Ned Stark when you need him? Fucking dead butthole.

(I have barely any knowledge of GoT, BTW)

 

[Gorny]

Dead butthole? What have you been into?

 

[Skjolde]

So we must all vote but not to eliminate.

I pose a question to all of you fine...Romans:

Why should I (I being Batman) vote for you?

Now I know you will ask of me, why should YOU vote for ME?

I tell you this: When in Rome, do like the Romans do!

@Zhao_Yue Wasn't that Travian? Romans Gauls and Teutons?

Travian was actually pretty neat. Completely forgot about that game

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Dead butthole? What have you been into?

Not that! That's a HARD pass. So hard it's cemented in concrete.

 

[Babyhell]

Dead butthole? What have you been into?

Not that! That's a HARD pass. So hard it's cemented in concrete.

Now, your best method of pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. Oh, women say they don't like it, but they do! Makes them wet as October!

Unvote: Babyhell
Vote: D2DC

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Now, your best method of pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. Oh, women say they don't like it, but they do! Makes them wet as October!

Unvote: Babyhell
Vote: D2DC

Nah, we're more about

Tell her she's beautiful every time you see her. Even when she's not. Also, very important, when you couple with us, there's a spot above her c***y. It's like a little button. Now, attend to that button and she will open up like a flower.

That's really it.

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Wow I really messed that up with the pronouns. But you get it. Tell us we're pretty, feed us tacos, and tend to our buttons.

 

[Gorny]

Nah, we're more about

Tell her she's beautiful every time you see her. Even when she's not. Also, very important, when you couple with us, there's a spot above her c***y. It's like a little button. Now, attend to that button and she will open up like a flower.

That's really it.

Mother, you are blinded by untapped lust. I'll get you a good big Cyrenian at the market and have done with it!

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Mother, you are blinded by untapped lust. I'll get you a good big Cyrenian at the market and have done with it!

I am actually blushing right now.

 

[Pyrotechnician]

Tell us we're pretty, feed us tacos, and tend to our buttons.

More signature material right here.

 

[Gorny]

Wow I really messed that up with the pronouns. But you get it. Tell us we're pretty, feed us tacos, and tend to our buttons.

mmmm tacos and buttons

 

[Zhao_Yue]

Leo is having too much fun, of course I'm going to give her power over life and death.

Vote: Leopold Stotch

 

[Gorny]

Leo is having too much fun, of course I'm going to give her power over life and death.

Vote: Leopold Stotch

Are you sure you aren't mad?

 

[Leopold Stotch]

"We're all mad here."

Oh, wait. Wrong movie/show.

 

[Gorny]

"We're all mad here."

Oh, wait. Wrong movie/show.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

 

[Zhao_Yue]

Are you sure you aren't mad?

I sure am ... I was expecting an insightful and epic Travian tale of yore but got a big ol' huh?

 

[Gorny]

I do have a Travian tale for you, back from the old Orphan (my former D2 Commy Forum Co-Mod) days.

It's off topic to the game but I can share it.

 

[D2DC]

Vote Count 1.0:
Leopold Stotch (1): Zhao_Yue
Zhao_Yue (1): Pyrotechnician

Not voting: Skjolde, Babyhell, Huckit, Snickersnack, d2lover, Leopold Stotch, Gorny