As D2DC tallied the votes and verified the results, he finally turned to me and nodded.
“Yes Zhao”, he said with a wry smile. “You won today’s vote. Are you ready for … D2DC after dark?”
“Of course I am”, I replied. “I had to jump through many hoops to get here.”
His smile broadened as he licked his lips, sizing me up. Wordless he turned and walked down a hidden corridor. I obediently followed.
We arrived at a door and he opened it to reveal an ominous room within. I entered without hesitation.
The room was very dark, in the middle was a shadowy figure sitting at a computer desk. As I made my way closer to the figure, I could make out the crazed figure of Noodle. He had blood shot eyes, dishevelled attire and his body was emancipated from malnourishment.
His eyes were glued to the screen, and he was furiously clicking away on his mouse. Occasionally he would let out a small chuckle then mutter, “The memes … I must find all of the Noodle memes. Only I may deem them worthy enough to be released for public consumption.”
Curiously I walked around the desk to see what he was viewing. To my surprise, the screen was blank and the computer wasn’t even powered on. His odd behaviour was beginning to freak me out.
Suddenly, he jolted his body so his gaze fell upon me. His crazed eyes felt like they were piercing into my very soul. Lifting his frail arm, he pointed his boney finger.
“You’re finally here Zhao, let’s take care of this so I can get back to my memes.”
Bright multi-coloured lights and loud oppressive sounds suddenly filled the room, overcoming my senses and I lost consciousness.
When I woke up, I found myself in the Leader’s Welcome Center sitting on a bench. The Leader’s Orientation video was playing in front of me.
But I felt different. I had a new perspective in life. I was filled with love and serenity.
The Leader is perfect. He will take us all to Blisstonia were we will have eternal bliss.