As a fellow devotee, Brother Gorny, you should already know that pious men such as ourselves are not bound to the regular conventions of relationships.Zhao, when is the last time you had a woman who wasn't crying or wanting payment?
Proper relations occur through mass marriage generated by computer printout.
I hope you are still not sore that you were matched with the hoverbike. You did establish that you were the man of your pairing, like Otto did with Barney, right?