The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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Lol. Nice one.

There's always kids on my lawn. Usually they're mine, but that doesn't stop me from yelling at them.
 
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I've spend a lot of my day feeling miserable.
I've had stomach aches for a while now, often so bad I can't sleep. I'm back to taking those rotten tablets, which are bad for the system, so I don't take 'm during daytime. But I need sleep or I'm worse off, so I take one so it calms it down a bit so I get a few hours of sleep.
Just a few hours it is and today all the other problems came back too, severe pain in the stomach, abdomen, cramps.
It feels like there's a stone inside my upper chest. I'm worried. It's wearing me out.

It seems to spread too. I felt miserable enough already, wanted to go online for some distraction. No internet. Just in time managed to phone the provider. Seemed my modem had failed to dump its memory once and therefor got internetconstipation as it were.
How approperiate. How annoying. Helpdeskguy said it's rare, and I shouldn't worry about it.

But in my current state everything that happens just unsettles me further, so now I'm worried it will happen again.
I'm in such a state I cocked up my order for diet food today. They had to phone me, god I made a mess of that.
 
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I celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. I invite the whole neighborhood over to the Compound for a feast, and then I kill them and take their land.

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You see, the cops always go through a bunch of red tape, which I can use to seal the rugs. Works out great.

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Here's one of my chipmunk buddies. We went out and had a few refreshing beverages last night. (He's a bit of a lightweight, but to be fair he did drink his weight in beer.)

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He doesn't really look like he's laughing anymore, or that it would even be physically possible.
 
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