The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[Noodle]

It's one through three, actually, if you look closely.

 

[Gorny]

Isn't this one of the 7 Signs of the Apocalypse from Revelations?

Yes

 

[Noodle]

Apparently asking the car salesmen how many people can fit in the trunk is a no no. Lesson learned.

 

[Gorny]

What about under the car?

 

[Noodle]

What about under the car?

Good point - that depends on how many extra jacks they're willing to throw in.

 

[Gorny]

Good point - that depends on how many extra jacks they're willing to throw in.

Jacks? Why not just use a molten salt reaction?

 

[Noodle]

Starting a new job tomorrow, which is always excruciating. I'm terrible with names - one of my interviews was with a very nice lady named Shannon. When she called me to make the offer, she also e-mailed me an offer letter for me to sign and send back. Our scanner was broken, but the office is only ten minutes away, so I decided I'd just swing by and deliver it by hand. I rang the office doorbell (they're not open to the public currently), and when a lady came to the door I handed her the signed letter and said, "Would you please see that this gets to Shannon?"

Naturally the lady replied, "Well, I'm Shannon."

Yep. Nailed it.

 

[Gorny]

Did you sign it with "Sincerely, Noodle." ???

 

[Noodle]

I "marked" it in a decidedly nontraditional manner.

 

[Gorny]

Teeth marks

 

[kamap]

Bloody thumbprint, which may or may not be his thumbprint.

 

[Noodle]

It wasn't the thumb I was born with, but possession is 9/10's of the law, so it's mine now.

 

[Gorny]

Are you sure it wasn't a toe grafted onto a thumb socket?

 

[kamap]

Maybe it was a thumb grafted onto a toe socket and he signed with that?

 

[Noodle]

If life has taught us anything, it's that digits are digits, and can be found in surprising places. Take the crawl space under my house, for example.

 

[Gorny]

 

[kamap]

Anywhere in the desert or your yard. In some meat pies, if you go eat at Mrs. Lovett meat pie restaurant near fleet street.

 

[Gorny]

For laughs and educational purposes:

 

[kamap]

Why are we giving the machines deadly fans?

 

[Gorny]

Why are we giving the machines deadly fans?

So they can kill dust, and de finger people.