The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

Just keep on talking about rubbing Leo rather than yourself!
 
Not only today and your killing the mood, go away.

LOL!!

I know what you mean about that bamboo, dude. Which is how my back got burned! I was doing yard work, trimming hedges, palm trees, cacti plants, and the skin of my lower back was exposed. It was also the only place I did not put on sunblock (go figure!). Yard work is a little hard on the body, but I'd rather do that than a sink full of dirty dishes!

Kammy, you're being so oily!! Maybe it's time to wash up? :D :D

Loz, if you want decadent I have some yummy chocolate. ^_^
 
Rug burning works best if you douse it in gasoline first. Be sure to get the body inside the rug nice and soaked so you don't end up with a bunch of barely charred bones.
 
LOL!!

I know what you mean about that bamboo, dude. Which is how my back got burned! I was doing yard work, trimming hedges, palm trees, cacti plants, and the skin of my lower back was exposed. It was also the only place I did not put on sunblock (go figure!). Yard work is a little hard on the body, but I'd rather do that than a sink full of dirty dishes!

Kammy, you're being so oily!! Maybe it's time to wash up? :D :D

Loz, if you want decadent I have some yummy chocolate. ^_^

The rugbrun explanation sounds more plausible.

Lets first use that yummy chocolat and get decadently sticky then wash up together, so I can scrub your back and you can scrub mine.
 
There are more sexy ways of cleaning each other's chocolate-covered bodies than scrubbing it off.
 
@krischan: Getting decadently sticky can be done by removing the chocolat in a more sexy and delicious way then just washing up, you do know that don't you?
Its after the removing of the chocolat and getting sticky the washing up would commence and that will probably require a whole lot of time as well and a repeat washing up afterwards.

@mrewak: This is Noodle's place you better don't mind the noises and the occasional burning rug and the weird things happening around here.
This can't be Sparta, Sparta has no chocolat, nor Noodle.

@Dredd: Now your just beeing silly, Noodle would make something better then Thunderdome and you know it.
 
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