The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[krischan]

If you want to go for sure, you better bring your own rug. I think Noodle offers a rug insurance as well, although I know him as a very kind and unselfish person who offers lot of rugs to those who suddenly need one after meeting him. He could need some help at digging all the holes, however. Make sure it's done before the culmination of events.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

So he's good for setting up rug-pit-traps then?

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Excellent. /Mr. Burns style

Can i help dig holes? I can bring Casey, my dog. She's great at digging too!!

 

[Noodle]

See, friends are like bananas, if you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

 

[Kestegs]

I feel like your understanding of bananas is not as great as your understanding of killing people.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

I think that's how he tortures his neighbors cat

 

[Jcakes1]

I feel like your understanding of bananas is not as great as your understanding of killing people.

The question is was the banana ever alive?

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Some may still be alive. Onions can still be rooted and grow, same goes for potatoes, lettuce (if it was hydroponic and still has the root attached). But fruits and veggies, tomatoes cucumbers apples strawberries and the like aren't alive per se. They are the fruit of a plant

 

[krischan]

Amazing how you turned this into a serious topic!

It's only torture if applied to something which can feel anguish. Plants might show a reaction to damage, but I wouldn't call it pain and in particular, they aren't able to be afraid of it.

I wouldn't call a tomato a being, just like I wouldn't call a cut off finger like that, but it's still alive, at least for a while. It consists of cells which still have a metabolism. Once you cook it, it's dead, of course.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

*Sticks a wet Noodle into Kestegs ear*

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Ok so I can do signatures now. I need a mafia appropriate sig.

Thoughts?

 

[Bad Ash]

I think Noodle just called me a banana.

 

[Bad Ash]

Ok so I can do signatures now. I need a mafia appropriate sig.

Thoughts?

Hippocratic Oath X Occam's Razor = Instawin

 

[Noodle]

Hey, BA's back! (Into intercom) Activate the Omega Protocol.

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Hippocratic Oath X Occam's Razor = Instawin

lol

Hey, BA's back! (Into intercom) Activate the Omega Protocol.

 

[Leopold Stotch]

My friend was here about two weeks ago. She might be a bit nerdier than me because I found out she was a huge ST fan! She really enjoyed Voyager. I haven't seen all of Voyager yet but I do have to say it's way better than DS9. I really did not like the several episodes I watched of DS9 but I'll probably attempt to watch the entire thing so I can have a better informed opinion. TNG, however, is awesome. Haven't finished the series yet, but I'm really diggin' it. ^_^

Better question: are fresh fruits and vegetables still technically alive when you eat them?

I always thought tomatoes screamed at high wave frequencies when they are being cut and sliced. We can't hear it, but maybe dogs can.... or super special scientific machines!!!!!!!!!!1 SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

 

[Bad Ash]

What is this science you speak of?

 

[The Silver Shroud]

I think Noodle is a Witch Doctor of some kind.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I always considered Noodle to be an LE Paladin. Mainly because I don't associate him with the shrinking of heads (I could be wrong here).

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Noodle is def a Rug Doctor Pally. Fo' sho.

It's not really science, Bad Ash. It's lunacy. :crazyeyes: