The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

/slips spam bag over Kammy's head
/he struggles

Shhh, shhh, let the spam take you over. Shhh, it's okay, just, shhh....

/Kammy passes out from spam O.D.

HELLO COMPOUND INHABITANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's some excellent work, my friend!

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Blankies matter, when at home I permanently have one over my tummy to make the pain and cramps a bit less. It does make me look a bit like a more desperate version of Peanuts, but what can you do - it does help a bit.

Since it does, I also keep a blankie at my friends place, to put over my tummy when we watch tv. His cat is very aloof so she sees the blanket, jumps on my lap in a very detached way "this is the sort of thing cats are supposed to do, oh well I'll give it a go" and after 5 minutes jumps off again.
 
I can haz day some day? Soon? All work and no days off, makes Loz a kind freakish, nightmarish, noodlish creature from Hull*.



*There's Hell ... then there's Hull. Way worse. Pray you never find out for yourself.
 
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