The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

[Leopold Stotch]

I don't think I could get fat if I wanted to. I've put on 50 pounds since high school, and now I'm a normal weight [emoji14]

What's it like to be a normal weight? I've gained weight, sadly. >.> I'm not fat, but by Hollywood standards I'm obese.

I had to replace my cat o' nine tails. I broke it when double whipping Krischy and Kegsy. :kiss:

 

[Kestegs]

It's nice I guess, I've never known anything else. As long as you're happy with your weight then don't worry about it.

I hope this new cat is more durable, we can't be having any more downtime!

 

[kamap1]

So you broke my cat o' nine tails, get me a new one then and get yourself one aswell while your at it.

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Sure, okay. Lol!

Need to pester mods.... >.>

 

[Ariadne]

Ah. I see your cunning plan. You pester the mods and steal their cat o'nine tails. They last longer, but you do risk being clubbed with the banning stick. Honestly, when mods they say they are going clubbing you will want to duck.

 

[kamap1]

Depending on the clubbing and if you like sticks or not.

 

[krischan]

We don't give away our T-Rex-o-23-tails, of course.

 

[Ariadne]

We don't give away our T-Rex-o-23-tails, of course.

Which is of course much more impressive than the T-rex o'23 hands, which would be a short success.

 

[kamap1]

Though it comes in handy when they ask for a show of(f) hands.

 

[Leopold Stotch]

I haven't tried using sticks yet. :crazyeyes: Should I?

 

[Ariadne]

I haven't tried using sticks yet. :crazyeyes: Should I?

Nah. They're sticky.

 

[kamap1]

My stick can only be used by two people. So I can't help you there.

 

[Kestegs]

My stick can only be used by two people. So I can't help you there.

Then you should probbably put it away before someone grabs it.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Then you should probbably put it away before someone grabs it.

What? No warning about protection or marriage?

Naughty kegs naughty.

 

[Kestegs]

That was my warning! I'm a good boy, I didn't even touch it!

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

That's not what your dog said.

 

[Ariadne]

Then you should probbably put it away before someone grabs it.

Nah, you can always see that coming.

 

[kamap1]

Unless they blindfold you first, which has its own appeal.

 

[Ariadne]

Unless they blindfold you first, which has its own appeal.

Then you hear it coming and can only hope it doesn't come anywhere near you.

 

[kamap1]

Unless they are sneaky or your sleeping soundly.
Which again has its own wonders.