The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

I literally laughed. I did not literally explode. Although that would have solved all sorts of problems in an interesting and novel way. Thanks for the tip!
It would have also left a right mess, and the worst game of Cluedo ever. "The body was discovered in the library, the parlour, the hallway, the bathroom and some bits in the garden shed."
Please don't explode, it gives us a bad name.
 
I see a dog eating a roomba but the other way around, I don't know.

Vivi I would love to play that game of cluedo, it will bring much hilarity.
 
I see a dog eating a roomba but the other way around, I don't know.

Vivi I would love to play that game of cluedo, it will bring much hilarity.

Last month me and a friend of mine went to the cinema where 3 brand new British detectives were shown. That was fun. And no Cluedo.

I think the roomba is the wrong dance for a dog. Shouldn't it be the lambada? I could have sworn that opens with the line "Waaaaar is nou dat hondje toch?" ;)
 
drink more bourbon and it will make sense

I'm not a beer fan at all... but I've tried this Petrus Aged Red Belgian Ale and I'm quite digging it... but yes, more bourbon is usually the answer. Except, why do I have more vodka and rum at home than bourbon? .... so many puzzles!!!! ><
 
You and the Roomba drink all the bourbon and leave the rest alone.
There are alternatives to drinking more bourbon though.
Bourbon is a short time solution to comprehending the puzzles the other options are more permanent.
 
What a dreadful waste of chocolate. I adore chocolate. I refuse to live without it. But there are places where chocolate just should not go. *shakes head vigorously
 
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