The Noodle Compound V. 2.0
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As opposed to having a soft spot from people poking you with a stick? You'd wish they'd take a different spot but there they go again....
I'm not sure where on the body the public places are. I'm not sure I want to know either.
No idea Polish people could grow that tall. Still no reason to let them do all the poking.
Yep, everyone talk about bacon, that's right. Fine.
"If this is heaven... why aren't there more bacon rashers?".
Stupid religion :rant:
"If this is heaven... why aren't there more bacon rashers?".
Stupid religion :rant:
Much appreciated! :jig:
The exact spot isn't the important part, it being in a public place is.
It's not the lenght that matters, it's the action that counts... if you catch my drift. :wink2:
Does the width count?
Its not the width nor lenght that counts its the receiving compartment that counts, if you catch my drift.
The action is also important but if the receiving end isn't up to it or just the other way around nothing matters.
Its not the width nor lenght that counts its the receiving compartment that counts, if you catch my drift.
The action is also important but if the receiving end isn't up to it or just the other way around nothing matters.
We were talking about bacon and then kamap showed up with predictable results! Now I'm STARVING for some bacon. Go ahead, kamap, let's see what you can do with THAT! *sits back down and looks smug
Loads rasher of bacon into canon.
Ready, fire, aim!
Thats the bacon done.
Loads buckets of water into canon.
Ready, fire, aim!
Thats the smug look done.
ps: Still got that white cheesecloth dress on?
Saws legs of chair or barstool that GT is sitting on.
Ready, push, topple over.
Thats the sitting done.
You should see some of my other skills.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, do I have to show you more?
Ready, fire, aim!
Thats the bacon done.
Loads buckets of water into canon.
Ready, fire, aim!
Thats the smug look done.
ps: Still got that white cheesecloth dress on?
Saws legs of chair or barstool that GT is sitting on.
Ready, push, topple over.
Thats the sitting done.
You should see some of my other skills.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, do I have to show you more?
I in no way condone or disapprove of the actions that my husband takes (I'm just grateful that they aren't aimed at me).
My actions are aimed at you on a daily basis but those actions are of a totally different nature though.
It must be my ravishingly good
and other redeeming qualities.
It must be my ravishingly good
personality
Nope we aint discussing bacon, we are playing with bacon, shooting it out of a canon and such. The last post containting bacons is 4 posts ago and thats from yesterday.
I think we should go back to discussing bacon. Delicious, crispy, slightly blackened, crumbly bacon with the tiniest drops of maple syrup on it. Crackling into your mouth. Is it lunch time yet?
Bacon flavored chocolate bars are overrated.
Bacon flavored chocolate bars are overrated.
Delicious, crispy, slightly blackened, crumbly bacon with the tiniest drops of maple syrup on it, tossed into a delicious salad containing some hardy cheese that goes good with bacon and some pineapple.
Delicious, crispy, slightly blackened, crumbly bacon in a bun with some salad, mustardhoney dressing, pickles, chips (not fries), some tomato and some shredded pieces of honey glazed ribs.
How about that?
Delicious, crispy, slightly blackened, crumbly bacon in a bun with some salad, mustardhoney dressing, pickles, chips (not fries), some tomato and some shredded pieces of honey glazed ribs.
How about that?
