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The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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I am so looking forward to my flight in a couple hours time.
I will get a chance to test my theory that air stewardesses lean in close to you when you talk to them because they are starved of human companionship and contact. I anticipate a wonderful flight ahead!
 
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I'm flying too, a very short business trip, and I absolutely HATE airports. I'm usually a complete basket case. It's going through security that does it to me. So violating! I should really get flowers after, or jewelry if it's the scanner. Ugh. UGH.
 
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You are coming in my carry on next time. You can cheer me up, and if the zombie apocalypse happens, I'll have something to trade. I mean, I'll have company!
 
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Sewing all these clocks on to my belt is a real waist of time.

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Goldtru said:
I'm flying too, a very short business trip, and I absolutely HATE airports. I'm usually a complete basket case. It's going through security that does it to me. So violating! I should really get flowers after, or jewelry if it's the scanner. Ugh. UGH.
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Maybe you should move to a country that doesn't feel the need to violate you every time you get on a plane?

Noodle said:
Holy .........!

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Noodle caught out!
 
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Jcakes said:
Maybe you should move to a country that doesn't feel the need to violate you every time you get on a plane?



Noodle caught out!
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I know, Jcakes. It's the utter moronic stupidity of it that really puts me over the edge. If I thought for one second that looking up my dress and groping my hair would stop terrorists, then I would close my eyes and think of England. But it's just theater. These people have way too much power and this is pointless bs. BS I tell's ya!
 
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Goldtru said:
I know, Jcakes. It's the utter moronic stupidity of it that really puts me over the edge. If I thought for one second that looking up my dress and groping my hair would stop terrorists, then I would close my eyes and think of England. But it's just theater. These people have way too much power and this is pointless bs. BS I tell's ya!
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I thought you were Irish, don't you hate England? Or do you mean you think of it burning?
 
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Jcakes said:
I thought you were Irish, don't you hate England? Or do you mean you think of it burning?
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No, it's an old joke about someone putting the needs of their country above their own when forced into unwanted intimacy. Ie you are doing this for a higher and nobler calling so suck it up. :)

In other words, if I actually thought this would stop terrorists I'd be a lot less upset about it.
 
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Goldtru said:
No, it's an old joke about someone putting the needs of their country above their own when forced into unwanted intimacy. Ie you are doing this for a higher and nobler calling so suck it up. :)

In other words, if I actually thought this would stop terrorists I'd be a lot less upset about it.
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I know the saying, just found it amusing that as an Irish Woman you said think of England :p
 
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