Off-topic in the OTF

[jmervyn]

To be fair, if you've never eaten cheeseburgers with David Hasselhoff and rubbed your greasy fingers in his chest hair, you're really missing out.

Kris is German; you shouldn't fuel his fantasies that way.

 

[Noodle]

I just assumed that since he's German this is a normal weekend for him.

 

[superdave]

I thought a normal weekend was planning the next invasion of Poland.

 

[superdave]

I worry that with protesters now at the gates of the White House, the completion of Melania's tennis pavilion may now be delayed. Bring in the military police to clear the rabble! Posse Comitatus Act? Screw that. Melania wants to play tennis!

 

[krischan]

OK, enough of this Trump stuff. Jmervyn, this one's for you. Perhaps this is why Rammstein is so popular.

 

[superdave]

OK, enough of this Trump stuff.

I don't think so. America is burning and Trump's shit tweeting and racism are partially responsible.

 

[krischan]

Who cares? Oh yes, America... but wait. USA = 320 millions. World? 7 billions.

 

[superdave]

Who cares? Oh yes, America... but wait. USA = 320 millions. World? 7 billions.

You will when America finally goes full 1984 and starts fucking even more with Eurasia.

 

[superdave]

The US is going to classify Anti-fascists as domestic terrorists. My political beliefs do not align with Fascism and are in fact diametrically opposed to Fascism. Does that mean that I am now a terrorist?

 

[krischan]

Probably.

I like these clumsy attempts at Newspeak. It makes me feel suprior in intellect without having to take any efforts.

 

[superdave]

Just wait till you see the posters i've designed.

 

[superdave]

Our latest 5 gallon batch of Swamp Ale.





If you look real close at the reflection in the bottle, i'm not wearing pants.

 

[superdave]

I know how Trump feels. For my 8th birthday, I invited 30 kids to my party and only 2 showed up and one of those, who I hated, wasn't even invited. My mom told me that I had to be nice to him because I didn't have friends. You'll do better at the next Klan rally Donald.

 

[Gorny]

I like to wear a stethoscope when I go out, so that in the case of a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

I wear a mask, gloves, glasses and a surgical hair cover.

 

[Noodle]

I may have seen you on the CTA.

 

[Gorny]

I may have seen you on the CTA.

hahaha

 

[jmervyn]

CTA = Connecticut Transit Authority?

Maybe I was there too!

Maybe.


EDIT - apropos of nothing, are federalized/socialist telephone agencies as truly suck as the fake-free-market ones in America are?

 

[superdave]

Any future president of the US who mentions his/her TV rating should immediately be impeached and removed from syndication.

 

[Gorny]

Working from home for a while. Put on a pot of coffee this morning. Forgot to put the pot underneath. Coffee everywhere!!

 

[superdave]

Working from home for a while. Put on a pot of coffee this morning. Forgot to put the pot underneath. Coffee everywhere!!

Early onset dementia?